hazwan fakhri

All girls are necessary

2009-06-11T00:02:00.000-07:00

HELLOOO AND GREEETINGS :D

I knoww i haven't updated this taie lobang for a long time
well only like a few weeks ago before my exams.

well i got some of my papers already most of them are B's & C's
sorry no A's YET. :D
but i'll get and A dont worry.

NOW since my exams are OVER, i AM A FREE WHALE.
(hahahah lameee -_-)
YESTERDAY: i went to ISB to play football, the football match was ISB vs JIS (friendly)
well i betrayed my school cause i played for ISB.
ahhaha I THINK we won, but i dont really care,
cause as long as i scored 2 goals :D :D.

and i know i haven't been posting up any pics up,
but here is ONE and only ONE:
hahahaha
(its like the best pic ever)

Well except for the guy in black lah HE IS GAY. :D

but look at me thats like model standard pose mannn
:D

alrighttt thats all for now.
peaaaaaccceeee Yaaaaalllll. :P

exams!

2009-05-24T21:53:00.000-07:00

I know i haven't been updating lately :D
its because i got my internal exams :S
overall i got 9 papers! dayuummm
hhahaha.

my exam timetable:
Monday 1st june : B.melayu (paper 1) and CIE english language.

Tuesday 2nd june: History, B.melayu (paper 2) and maths 1 (non-calculator)

Wednesday 3rd june: science (triple awards)

Thursday 4th june: business studies.

Friday 5th june : Physical education and Maths 2 (calculator).

Fact:
do you know why most girls do better in exams than boys?
well the answer is.......

:D soo girls. know we know how you guys get good grades all the time :D ahahahha.

alright thats all peaceeeeee.
wish me luck :P

Mann he just stepped on my J'z

2009-05-08T07:33:00.000-07:00

yoooo sapp brahhhh :D

i know i havent been updating alot
but, who the hell cares!

well as you can see on my cbox fiqah doesnt believe
that its the reall Gaspard ulliel that wrote on my cbox
cause shes just jealous that he said that
shes not hollywood material :S
( sorry fiqah, hes just not ur taste)
hahhhah

the reaason i havent been updating
is my freaking exams are coming up
and i have been studying a lot.
i actually need to study a lot
cause i have been playing around in class for the past few weeks.

in tuition OMG sooo boringg
we did an assessment on the human reproductive system
most of the questions were about the menstrual cycle
like WTH.
i'm not a girl , and how the hell am i supposed to know
about the female's thingoo.

and from now on you can call me AJ BONDOC (opional)
the reason is that
i am a twin of AJ RAFAEL
&
GABE BONDOC.

peaccceee outtt.

Nyummmmm, Mushroom swiss :)

2009-05-04T02:09:00.000-07:00

Hellloo!

what a good day in school todat eyy,
one: i bought in Burger King Mushroom swiss. from bapa.
Two: Raffiee got me new boots. thanks Raffiee.

butt...... how can i only get 68% in my physics test :(
which is 17/25 damnnnnn.
lunch was the bessttt ....NOT.
didnt even get proper food in lunch.
i wanted to get the chicken butt it was finished
by selfish people in school
i wanted to get the pasta, it was also freaking finished
by teachers cutting in the line.
so i just got the noodles which was very bad.

In history, we watched this movie called "thirteen days"
its about he Cuban Missile crisis.
i was so excited to watch it, but almost fell asleep during the movie ( as usual).

i got a freakin' B.Melayu karangan test tomorrow,
and i am seriously not ready,
cause i dunno how to make a proper karangan these days.
if you see my karangan book.
the karangans there are NEVER completed ahahah.

i dunno whyy, when im making notes in class.
i tend to use my pink,purple and light blue pens.
dont even ask whyyy.
but its very manlyyy

okaaayyy. thats all for now kids.

Fobissea

2009-05-01T00:10:00.000-07:00

sapppp brahhh.

I know im a little late to be posting this up,
but, who cares.

well here are some pics from the U15 Fobissea In Brunei

Sorry, if its only like 4 photos only. ahahe
i'll post up some more in the near future.
or if you want just request what events.
and just right on my cbox.
the choice of events are:

Boys Football ( if you want more)
Girls Football
Boys Basketball
Girls Basketball
Athletics
Swimming

peacceeeee

Check my coat in and I paid a dollar

2009-04-27T02:03:00.000-07:00

Hi. Bye!
ahahha jokingg.

so messed today in school.
1. in PE i was in a really crap team for softball.
2. in lunch a bunch of Y8 girls threw freaking rice at my me and my friends.

after the people threw rice. got so pissed, i stood up and started staring at victims.
and then after that, me and friends went to the usual hang out place (near the basketball place)
then liked did stupid stuffs like went up to kids playing football and started asking them if they threw rice at us.
ahahahhaha.

and then in physics, Mr.Stevenson(teacher), told off the two girls beside me cause they were interrupting.
and when he was telling them off, i was like smiling hahaha :D.
i dunno why every time a teacher gets mad me or someone,
i just smile ahahha.

after school. i had to go to the HSBC bank in jerudong,
i had to go to the ATM to take out money to pay for my
Bahasa Melayu O'level exams this November.

This is a really cool pic by fayadh: ( and i wasnt posing, its natural.)I know this is pretty random. but who the hell cares!!

Peaaaaaaccccceeee

Now jump up make it crayyzzaayy!

2009-04-24T17:28:00.000-07:00

YOUR GAY!

haha what a way to start a eyy. by saying YOUR GAY!
im just really bored at home, and its saturday,
well im just gonna give you guys some like really funny pick up lines,

Pick up line No.1:
Guy: hey, did you fart?
Girl: Noooo!
Guy: cause you blew me away .

Pick up line No.2:
Guy: hey is your dad a terrorist
Girl: Noooo
Guy: cause your the bomb.

Pick up line No.3:
Guy: hey do you have any raisins?
Girl: Nooo
Guy: how bout a date?

Pick up line No.4:
Guy: hey are you Jamaican?
Girl: nooo
Guy: cause Jamaican me crazy.

hahah. i know some of them are really lame.
but its worth a try ahah.

Ooo yeah, last night i saw afrika after tuition.
haha soo lonely . awwww.
i wanted to tagur her butt... you know
im just too famous, later if i tagur
everybody is gonna go up to her and say
"wahhh, you know hazwannn?"

Afiqah :)

2009-04-18T08:22:00.000-07:00

Yaaawwww!

have you met my new friend afiqah (afrika) :)
here is a picture of here, maybe you would recognize her;

well how can you not recognize her, shes a continent ahahhaha.
joking :D
introducing Afiqah:
she is soo cool she takes pictures with a glass of water.

she is very very very superly duperly cool and funny.

calls me her kaka hazwanita :)
she is only 14, well just turned 14. how cool is that!
she likees to play netball,basketball and apparently athletics.
She has always dreamed to play the cello one day, but imma learn before she does. :P
MIND BLASTING! TOOOO GOOODDDD :D aahhahaha

if you want to contact her please dial
8900-im to cool for you. :D
thank you.

The way that the moonlight hits ur eyes makes me wanna be your guy :)

2009-04-10T09:10:00.000-07:00

Hellooo :)

I had my first tuition class at A plus last night
for bio.
unfortunately i'm like the on only boy in the class and the rest are girls! (including my friend, who is a boy but a girl. nahh paning)
hahahaha.

Has anybody seen the movie "coming soon"
the movie was made by the creators of
Shutter and Alone ! haha
i've only seen the trailer on youtube and its
pretty scary :p

im so in love with the 1234 song by the plain white t's
i dunno whyy, butt its really niceee.
but theres this better song called
5678 by afiqah.
which is way way way better. :D

alrightt thats all for now.

bye homies

Manwomanboogie

2009-04-08T03:20:00.000-07:00

Hello :p
goodbye :D

hahah joking, well i wanted to just write "hello" and "goodbye" on this post
because i'm just pure lazy !
but i have to write something containing more than 100 words ( pfft ONLY!)

well this this has been pretty good so far..
well on monday as usual just boring stuffs happened.
tuesday: i stayed back and watched JIS vs ISB.
which ended up 5-1 to JIS.
and wednesday: stayed back again, watched battle of ze bannddsss.
TOMORROW IS CASUAL CLOTHES DAY :D.

i got freaking tuition on a Sunday morning and then i got tuition also sudnay afternoon.
arrrgghhhh, all becuase of the AFRIKA person.

I know this is not 100 words, but lets just say it is.

peace.

Indonesia 09.

2009-03-24T09:16:00.000-07:00

greeeetttingggsss :D

i am in weird Indonesia, yes weird. why? good thing you asked, because
there is alot of pundans you know SHEMALES ahhaha,
and like the way they drive is just antam antam.

today ( tuesday) i drank like 9 bottles of this drink called "teh botol sosro"
im sooo addicted too itt hahaha.
on monday i bought white lacoste (original) shoes
but on tuesday ( the first time i wore it) it got dirtyy, why?
dont bother asking my friend.

it is currently 11:17 here i cant freaking sleep cause...... i just can't okay,
im drinking a 1.5L bottle of evian from the hooooteeellll which would cost me 50,000RP (pretty cheap).

owh yeah he indon languge is freaking weird also:
cold water : air putih
ice: ais batu
toilet: kamar kecil

alrighhtt. thats all for now kids, see you when i get back to civilization

random post ( just to keep this thingo alliiivveee)

2009-03-18T19:06:00.000-07:00

Helllooowwww peopleee :D

sorry for not updating this thingo for a long time ahhaha , hey i have been really busy.

this is also going to be a crappy post cause i have nothing to sayyy,

YAYYY going to Indonesia Bandung this sunday i wont be back until the next saturday.

I will be going to Bandung and then going to Jakarta on Friday only for a day :(

and yay i can now record things on my iphone cause i installed the app from CYDIA.

aalright thats it for now. :D

i have no pics on my phone, if you want i have pics on the aberdeen thing at the closing ceremony.

ill try to find fobissea pics. ( now i cant cause i need a username and password to access the fobissea site. HOW STUPID)

European Senior Tour Aberdeen Masters Brunei. 2009.

2009-02-28T02:53:00.000-08:00

History made in Asia the first EST ( European senior tour) is being played in Asia and the country the played in is they Abode of peace BRUNEI DARUSSALAM. 72 "old" players would compete for the USD$60,000 prize ( i think its right).

I volunteered to do the scoring its fun though you get to meet the players ( some of them are funny especially the Spanish ones). we were given a cap and a polo shirt to wear for 3 days. tadi ( on the 2nd day) i got my cap signed by 6 or 7 players hahahaha. here are some pics.

On the first day i was assigned to be the 'driving' scoreboard ( it was supposed to be walking but we used buggies), so i took only three pics cause i was busy 'working' and the three pics only one player lagi tuu his name something HARWOOD hahahah.

" hmmmm are you sure and 6 iron not a 7??"

" yeahh, give me my 7, im too strong, so if i use a 6 iron its gonna end up in the main building"

he swings the club and ended up in the green side bungker :S (TRUE STORY THIS!!!)

" oh crap, i should have used my 6, * says something in his mind* * stupid wife can't even caddy properly."

thats all folks, till then: hazwan.

Black jack with James Gray (stranger) and Syafi Hanafi

2009-02-23T04:37:00.000-08:00

the convo we had with James our new friend ( our as in me and syafi) ahahahhaha.

Hazwan Fakhri]: JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hazwan Fakhri]: P*L*R MU KULUP
[Hazwan Fakhri]: james im talking malay if you know what malay iss thooo
[James Gray]: english only
[Hazwan Fakhri]: do you know what malay is?
[James Gray]: ahh yes
[Hazwan Fakhri]: have you been to a malay country?
[James Gray]: indonesian only
[Hazwan Fakhri]: do you know brunei??
[James Gray]: yeah
[Syafi Hanafi]: what is brunei?
[Hazwan Fakhri]: my family and syafi's family is one of the richest family in brunei
[Hazwan Fakhri]: but my family is richer by like $10
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahahahahhahahahahaha
[Syafi Hanafi]: noo
[James Gray]: a flower
[Syafi Hanafi]: $9
[Hazwan Fakhri]: so if you come over to brunei just give me a ring and ill set up some stuff for you but you have to pay me $15,000,000
[James Gray]: ok
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahahaahahaha
[Hazwan Fakhri]: i only accpet cash though james. only cash
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahahaha yeah
[James Gray]: what are you like 15 years old?
[Hazwan Fakhri]: my dads owns a tourist company and a nike town store here and also the biggest mall here in brunei
[Hazwan Fakhri]: yeahh im 15 years old.
[James Gray]: and.......
[Hazwan Fakhri]: so if you come to brunei just give me a ring a dingo wingo
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahahaha
[Hazwan Fakhri]: ii'll set up a great trip for you and see the wonders of brunei and i will also organise a trip for you to see the poklens
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahahahaha poklens
[Hazwan Fakhri]: the poklens are very kind people james they are a modern tribe here in brunei
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahaha yeah
[Hazwan Fakhri]: they are situated in the abdul razak jungle
[Syafi Hanafi]: hahaha dude your killing me
[Hazwan Fakhri]: so james dont forget to give me a ring if you decide to come here, if my dad is kind he will sponsor a trip for you all expenses paid....
[James Gray]: cant travel overseas just got out of jail
[Hazwan Fakhri]: owh ok
[Syafi Hanafi] : for what?
[James Gray] : long story
[Sayfi Hanafi] : we've got time......

and the convo contuinued..... the reason james went to jail cannot be told here its too funnaayyy.

We're somewhere in between together.

2009-02-20T16:16:00.000-08:00

heyyy!!!

Since some of my friends were doing this thing on facebook and at the time i was bored like hell soo i decided to do this thingo also.

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers,
enter yours, and tag ten people.

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following
questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person
before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.

You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the
boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name?: hazwan

2. A four letter word: have

3. A boy's name:hazim

4. A girl's name: hazimah

5. An occupation: hockey player

6. A colour: hlack..... its like black but starts with a H

7. Something you'll wear: Hugo boss

9. A food: Hamburger

10. Something found in the bathroom: hair dryer ( how do you spell it kan??)

11. A place: Home

12. A reason for being late: ANTAH

13. Something you'd shout: HEEELLLOOOOO

14. A movie title: Histeria

15. Something you drink: Heineken ( its the only drink i can think off BUT I DONT DRINK)

16. A musical group: Howie day

17. An animal: Hippopotamus

18. A street name: i dunooo

19. A type of car: Hummer

20. The title of a song: Here comes the rapper

21. A book title: HAHAHAHAH..

Bannana Pancakes.

2009-02-07T03:19:00.000-08:00

Please identify your self. ahahahahah. (mun terasa saja identify yourself and just say its you in by cbox)

if you want me to draw you please contact also in my cbox mwaahahahahahaha.

just testing this from my iphone if it works.

ehem ehem *puts on glasses and takes out a piece of paper*. I would like to say thanks to my iphone technician/assistant for teaching me how to post pictures and upload them to my computer, that person is called BADUL, the assistant who is richer than me.

friends.

2009-02-04T01:47:00.000-08:00

hell-000.!!

Here are some description of some of my friends. just because im bored and tiredd because of stupid swimming carnival. and also ada orang atuu suruh aku buat macam ani.

Izhhar: sergio ramos lover ( not like gay lover but he wants to be like him), likes to insult people.

Azim Asrul: he loves fernando torres ( like gay loves him ahhaha), he's shy and tall for a 14 year old.

Amirul Ikram: rambut krebo, suka buang minyak ke KB saja keraja nya, he's like the brunei an Aji (if you know him).

Aqilah Iman: fun, cool, saudara si ikram, my blog technician ( pasal ia yang do my template) hehehe.

Milah: awesome ( ia suruh aku cakap), shes shy ( but she denies it eventhough i think she is, cause she is).

Nana: well shes not my friend shes my amah ahhaha, ia suka si azim ( and i think azim suka ia jua).

Ashraf ozier: funny berabis, geek at PE, Geegee buffon, power jump palin cool ( eyyysshhh palinggg).

Ashraf (the tall one): he's freaking tall, keeper but wears number 7 when playing for school and uses Nike MV so its Ronaldo in goal ahahah. but a hell of a good keeper.

Muizzuddin: eyyyssshhh palinggg, gayy, paling gayy, gay,gay,gay,gay, CALA.

Najib Idris: just copy off him in science classes mwahahahahah, 1-0 in fifa, and is i dunno, cool (maybe)

hahah thats all for now, next time ill post some more pics lahh.

I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you.

2009-01-31T17:57:00.000-08:00

hiiiii!!

Another day of fifa 09 at muiz's place and remember 2 more noobies came they were AZIM ASRUL and NAJIB IDRIS. ( kalah jua dorang dua bah oleh ku) hahahaha. when i arrived azim,izhhar and najib arrived already and then we straight away main 2 vs 2 ( me and izhhar vs najib and azim) ahhaha we didnt know who won cause izhhar said it was boring so we played a league with me (manutd),izhhar(chelsea),muiz(barca),najib(Ac Milan), amir ( tottenham) and azim ( liverpool CALA). i lost my first two game kana belasah oleh si izhhar and si amir ahhaha but thenn i won against azim and najib ( sayur wah dorang ah) but the last game against muiz i lost against muiz (2-1) clumsy mistake by Nemanja Vidic.

hahahahah while we were at muiz's house we used muiz's laptop and then we "kacau" azim asrul's faceobook profile and Muiz's facebook profile ahahhaha (eeyyyyssssshhhh paling).

weeeyyyssshhh I'm buying zahid's Iphone for $480 its WAS $500 but now its $480 for some reasons that cannot be explained hahahahaha.

owh yeah later at 2:30 im starting my tuition URRRGGHHH i have to make new friends lahhh. which is hard for me cause at the end of the day im gonna end up insulting them ahhahaha. my tuition 2:30 - 5:15 (so long right) paloi ehh.

all of them millions, all of them trillions.

Lets Fifa 09

2009-01-27T02:29:00.000-08:00

Whats up the ceiling my peeee-pollll?? lame much

Me and izhhar went to muiz's house again tadi, yes to play fifa 09 hahahah me and izhhar arrived like 11:15 AM and we finished like 5:45 so 6 straight long hours of intense fifa 09 playing ahahahha now that something (sakit mata ku yo ahahha) this time si farhan nada pasal you know its not SUNDAY ahahhaha. but muiz's cousin amir was there. first game vs izhhar kana blasah ku yo inda membari wahh si izhhar. and then we had like a tourney between us 4 which I won against muiz 3-2 eeeeyyyyssshhhhh palinggg ( the new muiz phrase) aahahaha.

and then muaz came lahhh from playing WOW kah DOTA tuu i dunoo lahhh. he came and we made like a league lahh. muaz used liverpool, i used Manutd, izhhar used chelsea, amir used tottenham and muiz used AC milan. i didn't play up to my game no wins three draws and one lost *&$%. and then every time there was this crap smell like someone crapped their pants hahahah.

This saturday going to muiz's house again and there will be two more noob additions which are Azim asrul and Naijb Idris.

hahah their going to be easy lahh just close my eyes.
my bet with Azim, who loses has to go outside naked and play with the monkeys (so azim if you come its probably best that you don't wear any underwear) :P:):D

Fifa 09 at muiz's

2009-01-24T00:15:00.000-08:00

heyy!! i dunno why. in this post im speaking malay ahahah.

hahahah gila tadi i went to muiz's house to play fifa 09 on his PS3 with muiz,muaz,izhhar,ME and farhan (who came late) but it was awesomee yooo first match aku lawan muaz i just closed my eyes lahh playing against himm and the next three game i got trashed by izhhar and muiz ( gila wah tu diam diam aku main ah ) and then i versed izhhar again and surprisngly i won 2-1 which izhhar said in the beginning " mustahil aku kalah lawan noob" hahahah and then i versed him agian kalah 3-2 kalok mannn.

before that masa kami makan wahh and then like farhan camee in, masa he came in ia makan tarus wahhh ayam goreng sama nasi saja sikit lagi tuu and then muiz's mum tanya "sikit jua farhan" me and izhhar ckp " ia diet bahh" AHAHAHAHAHA. malu tarus wahh si farhan ahhh. si farhan sama si muaz ahh yang orang sunday league ahh ahahahahhahaha.

after that farhan bought his other two controllers so we played 4 players, like 2 palyers on each team i played on the 2nd match with izhhar lawan muaz and farhan, that one we won cause we were using wolverhampton they used Liverpool and then kami lawan lagi so we used colchester ( haha yea i know over confident man) and that game we lost wah 2-0 but we managed to hold on until the 87th minute.

aiite ok thats it for now, i'll update more next time and put on more stolen photos hahahah.

Up up and away AI

2009-01-22T06:15:00.000-08:00

hey, hello you. I am Hazwan's maid.

nadawah. majal wah si wan ane suruh updatekan blognya. huhu. I don't know what to type neh. tadi aku basuh pinggan bakas ia makan, then umm, tidurkan ia. eyoh, menipu. hahahahaha.

I am not his girlfriend.
I am not his sister.
I am not his mother.
I am not his friend.
I am his friend.

hahahaha. pointless eh post ku ane. sorry wan, kauu wah betumbuk sama anak orang. takut jua ku ne d: hhahahahah

bye (;

chasing pavements.

2009-01-21T23:41:00.000-08:00

im so bored :| thats why i'm making this post lerrrrr. we had business test first period $#@! it was okayy lahhhh hahaha its just that ALI who was like sitting next to mee ( like reaalllyyyy closee) si azim asrul jua sat next to me. but ali he was to lazy to revise unlike mee soo he decided to copy of me lahhh buttt i blocked the paper sometimes so that he cant see ahhahahaha mwwaahahahhahaha.

after that we had PE last lesson which was ok, ahahhaha first part of the lesson we played volleyball ahahhaha we lost 2-1 on sets but after that some of us decided yo play football IN THE RAIN ahhahaha it was F.U.N yooo. and thennnn after school aku malas forbissea training so aku balik lahhh ahahha. :)

zim, buat tia blog ah ahahahahha.

business 1 st period:
hazwan: zim siapa lagi hot, torres or ronaldo?
azim: torres, ronaldo bida ahhh ia gay.
hazwan: hahahahahah gayy juaaaa

football final U15 2008

2009-01-21T05:17:00.000-08:00

here are some pictures of the final between JIS U15 (2008) vs SMSAB U15. I know we lost 5-1 lahh, but atleast i played di national stadium :p ( be very jealous) hahahaha well here they are most of them are me taking this free kick form half-way line which ended up to be a goal.

Azim & Fernando Torres

2009-01-21T00:05:00.000-08:00

hahaha. another comparison lahh this onee because this perosn ia suka si torres sampai ia check gambar si torres "naked" di Google ahahhaha.

hahahah cana?? sama kann..... hhahahahahahaha i bet torres also went to google and search for a picture of azim naked hahahahahaha.

and.. gila stupid business teacher we came in today and he said in his 'British' accent "we have a test tomorrow, on market research" and then kami macam semua " wuhhhh ada test" bangang berabis wahh. well biar tia lahh sanang jua lahhh market research (i think) hahahahahah, well lets just see if i get a good grade this time. LAST MINUTE BERABIS.

Izhhar or Andrei Arshavin ???

2009-01-20T05:29:00.000-08:00

comparison from my friends picture. :P :) :D

alrite guys i'll do a much better post next timee, im busy like hell, with homeworks and stuff.

well what do ya thinkk??? i doonooo whoozeeee whoozeeee EL WE.

these walls

2009-01-20T03:30:00.000-08:00

JIS U15 FORBISSEA TEAM vs SPORTS SCHOOL U15

wyyyysssseeehhhh mennnn, manang kami kali ahhh 3-1 goal from nelson,syubas ( i dunno cana spell namanya :P) and ada this guy goal nya lawa wahh.... wait it was ME

Alright thats it for now peee-poll. :D :) :O

bleerrrgghhhhh

2009-01-19T05:07:00.001-08:00

weeettsss wooottsss waaaatssss. first post i don't care lah youuu. hahahahah.

hazwan.15. friends and family